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hello, blogspot ! :)

it's saturday today, and i happened to met a few weird incidents.

not to say weird, but mcm erk .

how shall i say this ;

1. today itself, ive seen three mices kena bantai makan.

first was in the morning, while mama was busy cooking rendang,

and luqman was in the kitchen to fill up the bottle water, and he was like ;

' mama mama, kucing tuh tgh makan tikuss'

haha, i sgtlah excited pun pg la tgk. okayh! disgusting!

like seriously, still gerak2 okayh. okayh. now i felt like puking.

next was while waiting for the brother in the car,

i saw this one cat go masuk my neighbors house and bile

when it came out, there was this tail tergantung dkt its mouth. okayh. i dh mcm,

oh-my-god. another one?

lastly was when im driving, ade burung gagak tiga ekor tgh jalan,

tgh enjoying the mice.

okayh. enough said.

-_-"

2. i witnessed someone who nak bunuh diri. haha. okayh.

to be exact, this lady stays a few houses from mine,

say neighbors kot. but xpnh kenal.

so on my way out down the road, mcm stop kt this house,

nk amek the phone number kt signboard

, then mcm terpandang to the right side,

there was a girl on the roof, looking at me.

mmg mcm nk lompat okayh! a chinese lady.

and disebabkan muka dia sgt garang, i dgn takotnye terus pecut minyak,

and what i saw from the side mirror,

a guy in the car which parked right infront of her hse,

lari keluar. boyfie dia kot.

the little brother was like , ' dia dh lompat dahhh!'

and i have got no idea what happened after that!

3. after got back from sending yaya, mase nk parking keta tuh,

there was a bangla, org maachine rmput to be exact,

parked right behind the car.

little brother went out first nk bukak gte, and pg halau that bangla.

sbb we already have hour gardener who comes once in two weeks.

i thought that guy dh pg, but when i look at the side mirror,

he is still there. i mcm ish. so mcm dh off engine sume,

kuar la. amek laundry. and the bangla was like ;

'potong la.. and bla bla blaa..'

' xnk xnk . xpyh xpyh..'

'apa pasl tapayah. sudah panjang'

'org ckp taknak taknak laaa. tak pyh la paksa!'
* okayh. saya dah start mara, and bising2 *

and he was like imitating me okayh!

what the F*ck weyh?

mmg aku panas je time tuh, and i shouted,

' eyh, tak paham bahasa ke?! org taknak taknak la! jgn la paksa weyh! '

and i buat bodo and rushed in.

and bangla tuh merepek ape tah. watching every move i made.

okayh dh sgt curious.

sbb bangla tuh, i masuk rumah kunc gate pun still tercegat kat ctu.

serious oh, sangat tak paham bahasa!

and he shouted something, mcm suruh ptg jugak, suruh tnye boss ape tah.

and the little brother shouted balek ;

' boss kate tak nak! tak payah! dia xnk! '

'BOHONG!'

and i pun smbung mmbebel balek kt dia.

nak aje panggil papa turun, but his asleep.

after ten-fifteen minutes baru dia bla okayh!

i dh mcm cuak takot dia scratch the car or ape2.

woih. panas tak? apahal lu nak mara weyh?

rumah aku ke rumah kau?rumput aku la weyh! sukati aku laaaa!

mmg lepas tuh the little brother skali kena mara ngn i.

saya tak suka la org paksa paksa nie.

when i said NO, i really mean it. okayh!?

jap paling taley bla,

cara the bangla imitate me. grrrrrr!

maseh tak puas hati okayh!

what a SATURDAY!